Wordless Wednesday v. Outdoor fun
March 30th, 2011 | Posted by in joe | photos | Tyler | wordless wednesday - (4 Comments)Look, Maw! I caught a Fwaggle!
January 30th, 2011 | Posted by in joe | memories | Sarah | Tyler - (4 Comments)It’s interesting how something changes, although it is precisely what it was before. When I was a young child, I loved watching Fraggle Rock.
Dance your cares away,
Worry’s for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.Work you cares away,
Dancing’s for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We’re Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.Dance your cares away,
Worry’s for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
We were recently enjoying a lazy evening around the house and decided to find something to stream via Netflix. Sarah went to the kitchen to make popcorn, while I perused the “Watch it now” list on Netflix.com.
“What we watching, daddy?”
“What ARE we watching, daddy?” I corrected. “I don’t know yet, I’m still looking.”
“What ow we watching, daddy?”
“I don’t know. I just told you I don’t know. Why aren’t you listening to me?”
“We watching a mooooovie?”
“Tyler. Seriously. We’re not going to watch anything if you don’t let me see what there is to watch.”
Tyler paused, seeming to process my last statement. I returned my attention to the screen, scrolling past Bob the Builder, Thomas the Train, and a plethora of other shows that I honestly couldn’t care less about.
“I want to watch something.”
I closed my eyes, and chose to just ignore Tyler. Then, I saw it. Season one of Fraggle Rock.
“Sarah,” I shouted across the house, “how about Fraggle Rock?”
The reply – and excitement – was immediate. “YES!”
As I clicked the appropriate links and booted up the Wii, I told Tyler what we were going to watch.
“I not want to watch Flaggle Rock.”
“Tyler, you don’t know what you want. You’re going to love Fraggle Rock.”
From start to finish of episode one, of season one, Tyler’s eyes were glued to the screen. When the episode ended, he said “Want to watch another one.” So we did.
The beauty of Netflix is that you can stream these shows commercial free. Each episode is approximately 22 minutes. For roughly 44 minutes, Tyler laughed at Sprocket, learned about Fraggles, Dozers, and the King, Queen and Prince of the universe (the Gorgs). He giggled madly when the Trash Heap appeared and spoke with her rats.
Sarah and I? We spent those 44 minutes giving each other strange looks. We whispered to each other.
“Do you remember this show being this bad?” I asked.
“No. I used to like this show,” she replied.
“Me too! Loved it. You know there’s 5 seasons of this on Netflix?”
“Amazing…”
“I wonder if our parents thought this show was as stupid as we think it is now.”
“Hahaha… I bet. I feel bad for them now.”
“WAIT! Doc… Look at him. Isn’t that the guy who’s in Boondock Saints? The dude that has Tourettes?”
“Oh my God. That is totally him. Hahahaha.”
Doc. The old guy that runs the workshop with his pet dog, Sprocket. He, strangely enough, also plays Doc in Boondock Saints, where one of his more memorable quotes in the movie is “Why don’t you make like a tree, and get the f— outta here?” Unbelievable.
A couple days ago, Sarah was having some rather strong contractions, and I was suffering from some intense neck pain. We decided to have another lazy evening. It was well deserved this time, though. Earlier, Tyler and I bundled up and played out in the snow with Delilah for a while. Then Sarah and Tyler played with dinosaurs and Legos. As the evening progressed, we just wanted to snuggle up, so I asked Tyler if he wanted to watch some more Fraggle Rock.
“YES,” he replied without hesitation. “I love Fwaggle Rock.”
Although watching the show through an adult’s eyes makes me realize that the show simply isn’t that good… I’m kinda looking forward to making my way through the 96 episodes.
This is what frogs eat?
December 26th, 2010 | Posted by in conversations | joe | Tyler - (1 Comments)“Tyler what do you want to eat for breakfast?”
I expected to hear a response along the lines of pancakes, or eggs, or cereal. Instead, I was corrected as to whom I was speaking with.
“Actually, I’m a frog right now.”
“Ok, what does a frog want to eat for breakfast?”
“Umm frog food.”
Were you aware of this? Frogs eat frog food?! Next you’re going to tell me that dogs eat dog food, and lions eat lion food, and people eat people food.
“Well, tell me what foods you want to eat, mister frog.”
“Umm… Flies, and bugs, and penguins, and snowmens.”
So, for breakfast, we had fly and bug eggs, penguin sausages, and snowmen orange slices.
This evening, Tyler and I hung out at home while Sarah did some Christmas shopping… alone. I played with a toy airplane and Tyler played with a toy car. We drove all around (because my airplane wasn’t allowed to fly… his rules, not mine) the living room. We visited a restaurant and ordered take-out, took it back to our cave and ate it. Afterward, the car and the airplane farted. After a few trips to the restaurant, and a few trips back to the cave for farting, I suggested that maybe we should visit a pet store on our next trip out of the cave. Tyler thought this was a splendid idea. While at the pretend pet store, we looked at lizards, giant spiders, dinosaurs, and snakes.
“Tyler, do you remember touching a snake when we went camping with Grandma and Grandpa?”
This led to us watching the snake video… which led to us watching a few videos of Tyler when he was a baby.
Take this video, for example. It’s only 57 seconds long, so be sure to click play:
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As he cried in the video, I asked him about it.
“Tyler, do you know why you’re crying here?”
“Yeah. I cryin’ uhcause I have no teeth.”
The radio chatter sent a chilling message. Invasion. Chaos. Extinction. I flipped the radio to the secure comm frequency and listened. All combat-ready personnel were being summoned to Sector 7 for an emergency briefing. One look at my partner told me we weren’t going to be there. Just as well, I thought. It’d be nothing more than a pep rally. Some patriotic speech about freedom, life, liberty, and their continued pursuit of their inflated paychecks, to get our blood boiling and adrenaline flowing. The orders would be the same, though. Gear up and protect this rock we call home. The resistance had somehow penetrated the outer forces that we all foolishly believed were impenetrable, and now it was up to us grunts to stop, or maybe only slow down, the attack. There were two things that the resistance didn’t prepare for. The Space Rangers, and our taste for blood!
“Tyler! Help me with my wings!”
Tyler rushed over and helped lift the carbon-fiber, TJ-0628 Flight Enhancement unit onto my shoulders. In a flash, he secured it to the anchor points on my space ranger armor. He verbalized each step, something we were trained to do years ago, to prevent any detachments during flight. “Buckle buckle buckle buckle.”
“Thanks, bud! Sounds about right,” I cried over the sound of machine gun rattle. “Where are your wings at?”
“Over dare,” he shouted. In a burst of speed, he retrieved the TJ-0628.
Moments later, the two remaining members of the Space Rangers were ready for war. In a room that typically housed hundreds of biologically modified men, capable of superhuman strength and speed, only two men stood. We were the last. Earth’s final hope. But we were also the best.
“To infitty… n bond!”
Space Ranger Tyler rocketed into the clouds, and I was quick to follow. With uncanny precision, he dived into a valley.
I keyed the mic on the secure communications radio. “Tyler, where are you going?”
“I find a bad guy, over here!”
“Ok, let me come help you,” I replied. But it was too late. I barely had a chance to circle back when I spotted him through my visor. He was already headed towards the prison – which looked surprisingly like a dog’s crate.
I caught up and pressed a code onto the keypad. The prison door swung open. Tyler threw the bad guy in and the door clanged shut. He grunted, “You tay in dare, bad guy!”
“Yeah,” I snarled. “You stay in there, you bad guy!”
The hours turned into days. Progress was being made, and the bad guys were quickly filling the cells. The sound of the prison door banging closed over and over again was satisfying. And each time the door locked, Tyler rocketed away, looking for his next capture. His mission was clear and time was against us. Collect the bad guys, collect the bounty, and protect humanity. I turned to take Tyler’s six and heard a low growl in the shadows. I wheeled around and readied my weapon, but it was too late. In an instant, I was paralyzed in the bone crushing grip of something big. Something very big. Tyler was merely a blip on my visor and I had no hope of freeing myself. Still, the grip tightened, and simply drawing air into my lungs became strained. I activated the comm channel and allowed the fear to come through in my voice.
“Tyler, Tyler, help me! I’m caught. A bad guy has me!”
With no delay, Tyler’s flight path arced back towards my position, and his voice boomed in my helmet. “I get ‘im! I catch a bad guy!”
He zipped past me, out of my sight. A moment later, I was pulled backward. Then, the pressure weighing on and around my body relaxed. And then, it disappeared entirely. The HUD overlay on my visor blipped out and a soothing, computerized voice surrounded me. “Warning. Space suit integrity compromised. Systems check initiated. Ten seconds remaining.”
Any movements beyond rolling my eyes or sticking my tongue out were a virtual impossibility with the approximate weight of a pickup truck on my shoulders. Still, this was a walk in the park compared to the 45 seconds it took for the predecessor of the TJ-0628 armor to recalibrate its biometric sensors and reboot its core processes. The voice never returned to inform me that the checks were complete, but the weight suddenly lifting from my shoulders told me I’d either been lifted in the air by a massive force, or the servos and hydraulics in the suit were operational again. I spun around to see Tyler closing the prison gate.
“Thanks, Tyler. That bad guy really had me!”
“Yeah.”
“It looks like we’ve caught all the bad guys. Thanks for your help buddy. Let’s go back and take these wings off.”
Tyler’s eyes shifted to look over my shoulders. “I see anudder un! I go get him!”
I turned to follow his flight path, but couldn’t see the bad guy. “Where is he, Tyler? I don’t see him.”
Tyler dived, grabbed something, and swooped back into the air. How he was able to see such a well-hidden baddie was beyond me. “Good job, Tyler! I didn’t even see him!”
“I got him. I’m a eat him in my belly,” he said. A moment later, he put the bad guy in his mouth. “Om nom nom nom NOM!”
And with that, our mission was complete. We landed and assisted each other with the removal of our gear and armor. The supreme high commander approached us and asked, “Did you boys have fun?”
Tyler spoke for both of us, and said, “Yes Mommy!”
Tyler has an imagination, and it truly amazes me…



2011-01-31 - Darn It
2010-12-13 - Tyler Plays Angry Birds
2010-12-05 - Tyler Slides Down the Stairs
2010-11-26 - What you said
2011-01-10 - Tyler Watches Two Minion Videos
2011-01-07 - Tyler Does Somersaults
2010-12-20 - Tyler is Iron Man
2011-01-27 - Tyler Sings
2011-01-06 - Tyler Mimics the Minions
2010-12-05 - Happy Birthday, Grandpa