The life and times of an irrational father. One man, multiple personalities.
Header

The pump and the skip

June 4th, 2010 | Posted by Joe in camping | family | photos | Tyler - (2 Comments)

Picture

On the first day of our camping trip, Tyler learned some very cool things from his Ganpa (grandpa). After camp was set up:

Picture

and after Tyler played in a bucket of water:

Picture

Ganpa showed Tyler how to pump water. Tyler helped by holding the bucket in place:

Picture

Then, Ganpa showed Tyler how to drink water using his hands:

Picture

Picture

Tyler also washed his feet while over there:

Picture

Then, Ganpa showed Tyler how to skip stones on the lake:

Picture

Picture

Then, Tyler learned what happens when your “sensitive area” touches the cool water in the lake:

Picture

Picture

Delilah also had a lot of fun splashing around in the water. She doesn’t know how to swim though, so she doesn’t go deep, and she kinda freaks out if she goes out to far:

Picture

Picture

All of the pictures (119 of them) from our first day of camping can be found here: Camping Trip, Day 1

And that’s how our first day went. We grilled chicken and had smores that evening. Tyler fell out of bed and rattled his brain, but slept well otherwise. On the second day, Tyler almost died… seriously. Stay tuned for that story.

Happy

June 3rd, 2010 | Posted by Joe in camping | family | photos | Sarah | Tyler | wordless wednesday - (3 Comments)

Picture

Picture

Happy 30th Birthday to the best wife on the planet, and to the best mommy that Tyler (and Delilah) could EVER hope for. We love you with all of our hearts!

And yes, readers, keeping with the theme, these are camping pictures.

Picture of Tyler

Day 1 of our Memorial Day weekend camping trip.

Bear with me just a bit longer

June 1st, 2010 | Posted by Joe in camping | family - (2 Comments)

Picture

See that above picture? That’s how we all feel right now.

Tyler went on his very first camping trip over a five-day Memorial Day weekend. Myself, Sarah, Delilah (our Boxer-mix dog), Tyler, and my parents (Gamma and Ganpa, according to Tyler) all traveled to northern, lower peninsula, Michigan, where there was no cell phone service… no Wi-Fi signal… no electricity… nothing. I brought my laptop with me anyway, strictly to have a means of emptying my 2gb camera card. I knew I’d be taking hundreds of photos a day, and since I don’t have multiple memory cards (yet), it was a necessity and not a luxury.

The first hint that we were traveling to the middle of nowhere – aside from a previous email from my mom, telling me that we were traveling to the middle of nowhere – was when my modern GPS unit didn’t recognize the city, the CITY, we would soon be spending five days and nights in. When I told her of my dilemma, she asked if I could program in a latitude and longitude. I’m sorry, what?? Who does she think I am, Christopher Columbus? I did find out – just today, actually – that I can program L&L coordinates into the GPS unit. You learn something new every day, so I guess I’ve met my quota for the day.

Sarah finally found a nearby intersection for the GPS to take us to. We weren’t too worried, because we were going to follow my parents, who were towing a camper. Getting to the campsite before my parents would serve no purpose, and it wouldn’t kill me to ease off the gas pedal for a few hours anyway.

After arriving at camp, setting up the tent and camper, and after we were sufficiently unpacked, I dialed in the iso, shutter speed, white balance, and f-stop on the camera. By the time we finished the trip, I snapped off over nine-hundred and fifty pictures.

We’ve got a lot of great pictures and stories to share with you, dear reader. I have a few days of photo comparing, deleting (I’ve already deleted over 500, which was quite difficult), editing, and adjusting ahead of me, not to mention blog writing, proofreading, and publishing. But, I really can’t wait to share, with you, the truly great time that we had.

Some things for you to look forward to are fishing, frogs, snakes, smores, and drunk jesus tripping on acid. So, bear with me for just a bit as I get this all prepared.

Going to Cougartown

May 20th, 2010 | Posted by Joe in adorable | family | Tyler - (6 Comments)

Picture of Tyler

I’ve written previously of Tyler’s affinity towards older, attractive, women. He has, once again, made his father proud.

Tyler’s Aunt Acey and Uncle Darren (Doo-Dohn, as pronounced by Tyler previous to last week. Sadly, he now says Darren) flew up for the weekend from South Carolina this past weekend. Acey turned 21 last week, so, in addition to visiting family and her “favorite nephew in the whole wide world,” libations were on order for this visit. Obviously, we were in need of a sitter for Tyler, as was Sarah’s sister for her daughter, Weckie (Tyler’s name for her). That sitter came in the form of Weckie’s very pretty Aunt KayKay. She has watched Tyler and Weckie previously, so we felt very comfortable having her do so again.

She arrived Saturday afternoon, shortly after we all (Sarah, her three sisters, their spouses, her parents, me, Tyler, and Weckie) returned from a delicious dinner at a pizza joint. In a very happy, bubbly, and excited voice, KayKay greeted Tyler. He promptly made like Toyota and ran away at a high speed. Once in the house, we warned her that Tyler woke up early that morning and had napped poorly. We predicted to her, correctly, that he would be up past his bedtime. It’s difficult to stick to a normal bedtime in a different house, with a different person. Especially while playing with his cousin Weckie. Basically, we told her that we expected Tyler to be a handful with a side of grumpy thrown in, you know, for good measure.

And lastly, we explained that Tyler has been going through a “shy phase” lately and that it’d take a while for him to warm up to her, if he did at all. It was around this time that Tyler peeked his head out from the room he was hiding in to look at KayKay. Her eyes flicked from mine to his and, flashing a smile at him, asked Tyler if he was being shy. In that moment, I watched my toddler son fall in love. Full on, head over heals, journey to the ends of the world for you, love. Ask me to jump and I’ll ask how high, ask me to poop and I’ll ask what color… Love. His eyes widened and his face broke into an ear-to-ear, heart melting smile. Then, just as quickly, he ducked back into the room and started giggling wildly.

“Or,” I said to KayKay, “you won’t have any issues with him at all.”

The next five minutes was spent with Tyler peeking out at KayKay, smiling like a mad scientist, then hiding once she noticed him (and laughing heartily while safely hidden from view). At one point, he walked up to me and asked, “Where KayKay go?”

I didn’t have to worry about him for the rest of the evening and night. As a matter of fact, Tyler seemed frustrated that I distracted his googly eyes when I tried to give him a hug before leaving.

We had a great time that night. It was strange for me, because I was one of the two designated drivers. It’s quite a different experience to view the bar scene through sober eyes. Upon closing the bar, Darren (the other DD) and I drove all the drunkees back to Sarah’s sister’s house in the two vehicles. Tyler, Weckie, and KayKay were sound asleep. We started a bonfire and continued the festivities, and I was able to imbibe as well at this point, as there was no more driving to do. I was very tired, though, so only had a total of two drinks the entire evening/night/morning. I wasn’t the first, and I wasn’t the last, but I went to bed at four in the morning, leaving the other two guys to ponder life and discuss all the world’s greatest questions. I’m sure they discovered the meaning of life, but they have no recollection of it after waking from their comas.

Sundays are my days to get up with Tyler. Under most circumstances, I have no problem with this. After only two hours and forty-five minutes of sleep, I do have a problem. But it was my cross to bear, not Tyler’s, so I got up and quietly played with him. After some time, he pointed to a pair of shoes and said, “Auntie KayKay shoes.”

“Yes, buddy. Those are KayKay’s shoes. She’s still upstairs sleeping.”

He continued to look at the shoes and whispered, lovingly, “yeahhhhhh.”

I found out later that morning that Tyler had actually woken up two hours earlier. KayKay pulled him out of the pack-and-play crib and brought him to bed with her.

What a stud.

And, a last minute addition to this post… Tuesday night had Sarah, myself, and Tyler sitting at the dinner table. We were eating leftovers for dinner and talking with each other. Seemingly out of nowhere, Tyler looked up at us and said, “Auntie KayKay… booful.” We told Tyler that, yes, KayKay is beautiful, while Sarah started dialing her phone to pass the message along.