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And then there was vagina

May 9th, 2011 | Posted by Joe in Audrey | c-section | crying | family | hospital | labor - (7 Comments)

When people asked if we were going to find out the sex of our second child, I would answer with “Sarah decided she wants it to be a surprise, which means I have to let it be a surprise too,” or some other blame-it-on-the-wife variation. I acted spiteful, as if the future of civilization depended …
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One week left… cast your votes

February 1st, 2011 | Posted by Joe in c-section | labor - (21 Comments)

In seven days, a new life will be brought into the world. The little tyrant in Sarah’s belly has been pushing and prodding around, rearranging organs, desperate to make more room in there. Version 2.0 has taken Sarah’s belly button, and turned it inside out. There simply is just no room left in there. On …
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A Grounding Conversation

March 26th, 2010 | Posted by Joe in big baby | c-section | Tyler - (10 Comments)

“I fully believe that he is destined for great things.” – Dr. Michelle, about Tyler. Sarah had an appointment with her lady-doctor last week. It had something to do with lady things. I don’t know what it was because I promptly jammed my fingers into my ears and shouted “Lalalalalalala, I can’t hear you,” when …
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The picture above is of Tyler yawning. I figured it was appropriate for this post, even though Sarah and I are the ones doing the yawning. My son isn’t doing such a hot job of realizing that nighttime is for sleeping and daytime is for being awake. He likes to sleep during the day, and …
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