Me (yelling from the living room into the bathroom): You have 5 minutes.
Tyler (yelling from the bathroom into the living room): Why I have 5 minutes?
Me: Because I don’t want you pooping all day!
Tyler: I AM POOPING ALL DAY! I AM POOPING ALL DAY!
He then proceeds to start singing a song to himself. “I want thank you…. letting me… be myself.”