The scene: I’m in the kitchen, cleaning after dinner. You know, loading the dishwasher, wiping counters, the works. Sarah and Tyler are in the living toom, playing with Tyler’s farm animals and tractors.
Sarah: Can the cows go for a ride?
Tyler: Moooo.
Sarah: Hop in, cows, let’s go to the slaughterhouse.
I paused for a couple moments, pondering whether I really heard what I thought I did. I failed in my attempts to think of another word that she may have said that would make more sense while playing with a sixteen month old.
Sarah: You can hop in too, horse. We’ll swing by the glue factory first.
*blink*
Me: SARAH!!!!!
Sarah: *wild laughter*
I walked into the office, so I could document the conversation I just overheard. For blogging purposes. And for Tyler’s psychiatrist in 25 years.
Sarah: Uh oh, TyTy, I think I’m in trouble.
Tyler: Tub.
No Sarah, dear wife, you’re not in tub. Not yet. But I would like to submit this post as Exhibit A, in the event of any future litigation. I just want to make sure my hands are clean when the bailiff calls forward the parties for “The State of Indiana v. Sarah”. Don’t worry though, Tyler will still think you’re the most beautiful mommy in the world, even if he does have to talk to you through three inches of polycarbonate thermoplastic, and see you in a bright orange jumpsuit.
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Trying not to laugh so loud as to wake the husband & he questions why I am laughing at the computer before 7 in the morning.
LOVE THIS!
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Deep deep tub!
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Will she start calling you Santa Clause next month?
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That is hysterical! I guess better to get that out of your system now than when he can really remember what has been said!
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WHAT?! After hours upon hours of playing with the same stuff I get bored. I obviously did it to amuse myself… and you… and now all of your readers. What of it?
Also, it totally made me laugh again while I was reading it. Funny stuff.
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That is some good stuff.. I’m going to steal it if it’s ok with her..
I’ve made my wife roll her eyes many times while playing with our kids. Even when not playing.. I taught my daughter to tie her shoes in the following manner..
Big X
Go under and make another X
Bunny Ear.
Now CHOKE the Bunny
GASP GASP UGG UGGH COUGH!!
Then the pull and thru thing…
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LMAO!
Sarah’s just teaching Ty the facts of animal life. So what if he’s only 16 months old! LOL
Go Texans!!!
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Put me down for *wild laughter* too. That was hilarious!!
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