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A conversation about breakfast

October 2nd, 2009 | Posted by Joe

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The scene: I’m on the phone with Sarah. Tyler is getting tired of having eggs every morning, but shows no interest in oatmeal.

Sarah: We’re going to give oatmeal another shot.

Me: Yeah?

Sarah: Yup, I’m going to try to add berries named after a color, and the fruit that Gwen Stefani sings about.

Me: Blueberries and bananas?

Sarah: JOE! YOU’RE ON SPEAKERPHONE!

Tyler, of course, wants blueberries and bananas RIGHT NOW, and can not wait for the oatmeal to be done.

In my defense, Sarah has an awesome phone and I can’t tell when I’m on speakerphone. As such, I refuse to feel guilty that Tyler heard and reacted.

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