Comments on: Politics

By: Joanna

Joanna — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:15:00 +0000

You can’t win that election. Ever. Even when the little tyke is your constant companion, he will still prefer his mom. When football players are interviewed on TV and they say hello to someone at home, what do they say? Hi MOM. Even though Dad was the one who trained them, taught them everything they knew, they said hello to MOM.

By: Not Afraid to Use It

Not Afraid to Use It — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:05:00 +0000

OMG. You had me at “shake the midwife”. LOL Totally fucking brilliant. That an anyone who can reference The Imperial March deserves to be Supreme Chancellor. I think I may need to add that as a ringtone to my phone.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:20:00 +0000

Ah. You seem to forget one simple, albeit extremely important, rule: With every kid I birth… I get an extra two votes. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’ll continue to allow you to think that you could possibly be in charge.

By: hollystar

hollystar — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:46:00 +0000

you have my vote. pthbbbtttb works on me as well. but, srsly mama is right, sarah has the food. maybe postpone the election until he’s off the boob and on solids. or wait until you can bribe him with lego toys?

By: Seriously Mama

Seriously Mama — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:24:00 +0000

At this point it’s all about the boobs. Just wait until he thinks that he can do everything you do. My husband can’t even use the bathroom without our three year old copying his every move! The tides will change and your wife will look at him one day and say “but I was the one who fed you from my own body…”

By: A Free Man

A Free Man — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:13:00 +0000

Good luck with that election. You just have to make sure the polls are open on a day on which you’re his favorite. But watch out, they’re fickle!